We take the almighty Rambo himself, Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li to add a bit of kung fu karate something to the film , Jason Statham of course, Mickey Rourke because the whole Oscar thing would cramp his badass style , and last but not least Bruce Willis (because you can't have a film like this without Bruce Willis).
Oh but wait - this film already exists...
So we take this really superdeadly cast and we give it to a director who knows what to do with lots of people who have to kill and go to war and stuff (no I'm not talking about Tarantino) but about the one...the only ....
Sir Ridley Scott
Now given the director, the film will obviously be historical and due to the cast we cannot give them better roles than Knights of the Round Table. King Arthur will be Eric Roberts (we're sticking to the original cast and even more we're cutting Eric Roberts some slack because he always get casted as the bad guy...even in music videos - see the Killers and Mariah Carey).
Furthermore, we'll ignore irrelevant characters like Lancelot, Merlin and Guinevere (although Olga Kurylenko would have made a great addition to the cast) and we'll stick to the great storyline that is : they are sent by their king to kill invading Saxons.Thus the viewer will have two hours of combat, blood, spades, spears, blood, knights, arrows, horses, more blood, huge armies, mercenaries and fighting scenes.
Even though they are few, they bravely head out to fight for their homeland lead by Stallone who cries out "Thiiiis iiiis Camelooooot!".
Drama will head their way and give room to such a terrible finale that viewers in every cinema will cry their eyes out more than at Bambi's mother's death. The army will perish under the spades of the Saxons. The only one who survives this tragic battle is of course Bruce Willis who is left to mourn his fellow knights.
A sequel will of course be made and another brave knight will team up with Willis' character to avenge the bravest men of Camelot:
This will be the most epic action movie. This will be the peak. Everybody will know this and, thus, nobody will try to top it ever again. But still, i think it will be, as far as action movies go, pure cocaine!
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