If you haven’t been living under a rock for the past month you probably know who this guy is :
A few months from now Pixar Studios will make an animated 3D film about the life and love of Paul the psychic squid. This film will be a crossover between Goal and other football oriented movies and an underwater cartoon like Finding Nemo.
Now the story follows Paul’s life, his passion for football and his love for the calamari Waka. The underwater creatures living in Paul’s zoo decide to host their own football championship which takes place every night when the zoo is closed. Paul, a huge football fan makes predictions and wins a lot of oyster pearls (they can’t really bet money can they). Seeing his incredible talent for winning the bets the head of the local zoo mafia, Sharky Soprano wants to hire Paul to make false predictions so that he could win all bets. When Paul refuses to help the sharks he is captured and held hostage until he cooperates.
The situation is tense because now that Paul is gone Los Pesces Rojos aka the red fish (three guesses which country they represent) and the Regenboogforel (yeah that means the Dutch.. I can't pronounce it either) are really worried because of the outcome and refuse to play until Paul is back. Paul will be saved by Waka and his other friend Fred the Frog. He’ll make it in time to bet on [major spoiler...Pixar won't let us write it ] and win the biggest sum of pearls. He will become the richest octopus in all the world, marry Waka and live happily ever after. The End.
Voices will include Cristoph Waltz as Paul, Lena the girl who won Eurovision for Germany as Waka, Rafael Nadal as the captain of the Pesces Rojos, Al Pacino as Sharky Soprano and Spongebob Squarepants as the game commentator.
Of course Paul merchandise will be sold like hot cakes and probably a sequel will be made four years from now.
Ah yes and the soundtrack…
